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Planet

   HOW WE OPERATE

Our award-winning security team uses state-of-the-art supercomputing technology to determine from which distance it is safe to fire on a planet, a micrometer-scale telescope to search for complex life forms that need to be evacuated, and runs daily performance tests on all company equipment. This efficient and effective management has allowed our business to operate without an accident for 16 days, or at least twice as long as our competitors. We also comply with all galactic regulatory laws on secure operation and maintenance. You will receive no better guarantee of safety than you do here. Contact us for more detailed information on safety and security.

The wait is over. Planet genocide is finally here! Thrilling and entertaining, and leaps and bounds safer than the rest of the field.

The Andromeda Times

 

Thrilling in the extreme, but no more dangerous than driving to the supermarket.

The Vulcan Post

SAFETY MANUALS
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